{"id":897,"date":"2016-10-14T04:46:05","date_gmt":"2016-10-14T04:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/?p=897"},"modified":"2025-02-01T19:31:13","modified_gmt":"2025-02-01T19:31:13","slug":"calico-the-evil-middletown-clown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/calico-the-evil-middletown-clown\/","title":{"rendered":"Calico, the &#8220;Evil&#8221; Middletown Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New Jersey has many massive &amp; memorable business mascots, including Margate City&#8217;s <strong>Lucy the Elephant<\/strong> and Asbury Park&#8217;s <strong>Tillie<\/strong>. My personal favorite promotional character is <strong>Calico the Clown<\/strong>: an enormous, primary-colored clown, located at 853 Route 35 North, Middletown, NJ. Calico now stands before a Spirits Unlimited liquor store, but he once was the mascot of Food Circus Super Markets, Inc., a company that operates a bunch of Foodtown supermarkets (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.encyclopedia.com\/books\/politics-and-business-magazines\/food-circus-super-markets-inc\">more info<\/a>). I can see the connection between &#8220;Food <em>Circus<\/em>&#8221; and a clown, and &#8230; liquor makes folks &#8220;act like a clown&#8221; as well.<\/p>\n<p>Calico has garnered the unfortunate name &#8220;the Evil Clown of Middletown&#8221;. The look on his face conjures up terms like <em>wily, scheming, bemused, or vexed<\/em>. His eyebrows are reminiscent of the Rock&#8217;s &#8220;people&#8217;s eyebrow&#8221; &#8211; but with both eyes. I don&#8217;t see &#8220;evil&#8221; when I look at Calico. I see a complex individual, often misunderstood and under-appreciated, stoic, with a healthy disdain and sense of humor about the world around him. I guess I see myself in Calico.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2103\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/4852428426_77cf8a12f0_c.jpg\" alt=\"Middletown Booze Clown\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/4852428426_77cf8a12f0_c.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/4852428426_77cf8a12f0_c-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/4852428426_77cf8a12f0_c-230x307.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The clown has been profiled by <a href=\"http:\/\/weirdnj.com\/weird-news\/evil-clown-of-middletown\/\">Weird NJ<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roadsideamerica.com\/tip\/4531\">Roadside America<\/a> over the years. There is a Facebook page dedicated to preventing his destruction (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/calicoevilclown\/?fref=ts\">Save Calico, The &#8220;Evil Clown&#8221; of Middletown, NJ<\/a>). There are even <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/milkshake\/middletown-liquor-clown-by-the-milkshake-daddy\/\">songs about him<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-129-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/milkshake\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Middletown-Liquor-Clown.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/milkshake\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Middletown-Liquor-Clown.mp3\">https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/milkshake\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Middletown-Liquor-Clown.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/p>\n<p>Also, note that the original drawing of Calico features all 7 chakras:<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-898\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/chakras.jpg\" alt=\"Clown with Chakras\" width=\"964\" height=\"567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/chakras.jpg 964w, https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/chakras-300x176.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/chakras-768x452.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 964px) 100vw, 964px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It appears that his third eye was omitted or removed from his roadside manifestation. I also wonder why they chose to paint his finger red.<\/p>\n<p>The Circus Foodtown in Middletown on route 36 features Calico in their flyers.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2628\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/recipie-clown.webp\" alt=\"recipie clown\" width=\"500\" height=\"751\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/recipie-clown.webp 500w, https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/recipie-clown-200x300.webp 200w, https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/recipie-clown-230x345.webp 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>An update (2\/1\/2025): Developers bought the land on which Calico lives, and he may or may not perish. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0f6DIalvL-s\">Good luck<\/a>! Some have suggested that film maker Kevin Smith (Clerks) should buy him and move him to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.roadsideamerica.com\/tip\/8659\">Quick Stop<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.smodcastlecinemas.com\/\">Smodcastle<\/a> locations. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Jersey has many massive &amp; memorable business mascots, including Margate City&#8217;s Lucy the Elephant and Asbury Park&#8217;s Tillie. My personal favorite promotional character is Calico the Clown: an enormous, primary-colored clown, located at 853 Route 35 North, Middletown, NJ. &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":901,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[62,101,64],"class_list":["post-897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-roadside-attractions","tag-62","tag-giants","tag-new-jersey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/897\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dancentury.com\/travel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}